The morning after Rosie's 3-year-old birthday party, we all sat down for a breakfast of eggs, bacon, orange juice, and cinnamon rolls. (What else do you do when you've run out of milk, oatmeal, and you've had pancakes for the past three days running?) So after a busy meal with all the typical mouth noises, messes, and random games one expects at such affairs, Daddy announces: "I haven't been this full in a long time." The reigning birthday princess, on the strength of her newly-acquired font of far-reaching 3-year-old wisdom replies, "Well, you have to change your diaper, Daddy!" This is going to be one wild ride.